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I'm Ellie
thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~
fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~

fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

(via tidevann)

paparchimedes:

There are several stages of loving a character

Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

Stage 1: wow i like this character

Stage 2: they’re my favorite

Stage 3: i love them

Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDANG MU CH

Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FREAKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS

(via lunamaykentros)

If someone criticizes you for wearing too much make-up, you rock those eyeliner wings and show them how awesome and perfect you look.

If someone criticizes you for not wearing make-up, you go without make-up every day and show them how awesome and perfect you look.

If someone criticizes you for being overweight, you show off those curves and show them how awesome and perfect you look.

If someone criticizes you for being skinny, you rock that thigh gap and show them how awesome and perfect you look.

If someone criticizes you for wearing a dress, you swing that skirt and show them how awesome and perfect you look.

If someone criticizes you for wearing baggy clothes, you roll those sleeves down and show them how awesome and perfect you look.

If someone criticizes you for looking the way you chose and feel like looking, you do it fully and with pride, because those idiots will see exactly how awesome and perfect you look.

Let the smoke rise - Ellinor Persson

So here’s my latest song, and I’d really appreciate it if you’d listen to it. It’d really mean a lot to me and I’d love you forever.

sigurrossgeller:

Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic

(via legit-humour)